Editing House Geek (section)

=== Politics ===
As a Calvinball State, the House has an Executive Branch, a Legislative Branch (made up of all 'members'), and a Judicial Branch. The Earl also maintains an extensive cabinet, through arbitrary and frequent formation of new Departments
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Department'''
|'''Department Head'''
|-
|Executive Branch
|Earl Oz K. Fodrotski
|-
|Judicial Branch
|High Justice Alter
|-
|Department of Adventure
|Gregor Fodrotski
|-
|Department of Intelligence and Counterintelligence
|Spymaster Arsi Domini
|-
|The Archives
|Chief Librarian Quasit
|-
|Department of Pirate and Ninja Affairs
|Baron Von Hosengott
|-
|Department of Vice
|417817
|-
|Department of Vaginal Affairs
|Tymora's Rabbit
|-
|Rapid LAN Deployment Force (House Geek Military)
|Commander Godhand
|-
|House Geek Paramilitary and Baked Goods
|Dar
|-
|Department of Virtues
|Bonzi
|-
|The Church of Tongue
|Ayatollah Aram
|-
|Department of Machine Purity
|Tech-Adept Mons Farrar
|-
|Department of Lanning Affairs
|-
|Right Wing Military
|-
|LAN Logistics and Support Corps
|}

==== Voting ====
Any and all votes passed within the parliment of House Geek, regardless of how the votes are split, are subsequently made unanimous in retrospect. Similarly, if something is found superior to its predecessor, it is retroactively considered the original. Some issues remain unsolved, like the Cake Versus Pie Issue, whose orgins begin at West Valley High School in English Class and spans nearly half a decade now. As of now, the embittered and staunch supporters of both sides have laid their weapons and arguments aside, though the Issue does still come up occasionaly.