Though rarely mentioned by name, Thane Abunai's computer is a monster. Though capable in terms of games, its hard drive capacity is on the level of what once only seen in a Binkles-Box. What's worse, is that the slow accumulation of hard drives has not been for unfilled capacity. Without the aid of internet peer-to-peer filesharing services, Abunai has filled his computer with all sorts of ridiculous shit. No one but him can find anything on it. Almost as silly is the same desktop image that has been on his screen almost since he built the computer, which was also the only install of Windows ever performed on it.

When deployed for a LAN, Legion is typically accompanied by a 19" LCD and a backpack full of stuff. Its handle enables this all to be carried in one load.

Specs

Machine	Legion
Processor	Pentium 3.0 Ghz
Memory	2 Sticks of 512
Video	ATI X800 (AGP)
Storage	80G, 120G, 2x250G, 300G (WD all); 1T Total Capacity
Motherboard	ASUS P4P800-E Deluxe
Optics	LG Multi
Case	Cheap and Chinese, but with a rocking-ass-handle
Known Quirks	Malfunctioning PS/2 mouse port, front-audio output/input connectors switched
Eratta	Two Drive Drawers, Model M keyboard, Logitech MX-510 optical