Abunai

This article was migrated from the First Age wiki with limited or no modification. As such, it may contain information that is archaic, inaccurate, or otherwise irrelevant. Proceed with caution. Thane Abunai of Lancaster (born 1987, in Faiak), was the first Thane of House Geek, and - until recently - was also the first Earl of the Undiploma'd. Before either of these titles were bestowed upon him, however, his first rank was that of Earl's Speechwrite, awarded for exceptional eloquence despite supreme smelliness. Subsequent consistent efforts for the Great Cause managed to earn him a promotion to Earl of the newly created office of Earl of the Undiploma'd, as well the title and rank of Thane. In the aftermath of the 2005-2006 school year, however, Abunai managed to render himself ineligible for the office. Abunai seems content to be a humble thane, however, as he "never really did much, anyways." The office is currently vacant. Currently, Abunai is training to earn a level in the prestige class, Network Ninja.

Trivia

-Will take off (and keep off!) his shirt at the slightest provocation.

-Uses the size of hard-drive capacity, much like a 'boom-truck,' to compensate for the size of his small, circumsized penis.

-Also well known for his fondness of blademasters, reincarnating Tauren, frost damage, and overly complicated hook-type defending, the latter of which he learned from the great master, BBD.

Other Information Vehicle Abumobile (Blue Toyota Corolla Wagon)

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